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The Christmas Meat Train

Budgie Bigalow, author of Askharoth, Mediterrania, and Freedom Lane, invited Jim Watts, of Vagabond Saints fame, and I to contribute to a collection of flash fiction on his website, at BudgieBigelow.com, entitled The Christmas Meat Train.

You’ll find my stories:

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Be Good for Goodness Sake

Gonna Find Out Who’s Naughty or Nice

He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good

 

All aboard! Santa’s annual train ride is about to begin, and it’s one his guests will never forget. Accompanying art by @BluntSharpness

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Valentines For Doomy

Valentines for Doomy“, featuring my stories Home and The Perfect Wife, is a compilation book that was inspired by our friend, Joanna’s, fight against breast cancer. It was initially published on Valentine’s Day of 2015 and was re-released on Valentine’s Day of 2017 along side the sequel “Valentines for Doomy 2“. All proceeds from sales of both books go to her daughter, Ari’s, college fund.

You can purchase both books from Amazon.com, or if you’d like to contribute directly to Ari’s college fund, you can do so by clicking here.

#VFD

Subcutaneous Magazine Issue No. 2

The 2nd edition of Subcutaneous Magazine “The Paranormal Edition”, published November 2016, features my short story, Father, with accompanying artwork by Ryan Laughlin.

You can view the e-publication here.

Contributors are always wanted, just email info@subqmag.com for more information.

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Father

Subcutaneous Magazine Issue No. 1

The 1st issue of Subcutaneous Magazine “Your Worst Nightmare” edition, published July 2016, features my two short stories, Lilu and Pup. Ryan Laughlin contributed his glorious artwork to accompany Pup.

You can view the e-publication here.

Contributors are always wanted, just email info@subqmag.com for more information.

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Pup

How To Make An Abortion Baby Bottle Snow Globe

Step 1: Shove the baby’s head through a coathanger.

 

Step 2: Add glitter and pee-pee to the baby bottles.

 

Step 3: Lynch the baby.

 

Step 4: Drown the baby in the pee-pee.

 

Step 5: Shake the baby.