Author: Shady Harbingerr

Omnifarious Shady Shit. #ShadyAsFuck You may be angry, but ask yourself why.

Valentines for Doomy 2

Valentines for Doomy 2“, featuring my stories Quick Tips for Gardening Greatness, I Dreamed of You, Ice Cream Truck, and Meat Popsicle, is a compilation book that was inspired by the passing of our friend, Joanna, after losing her fight against breast cancer. The first compilation, “Valentines for Doomy“, was initially published on Valentine’s Day of 2015 and was re-released on Valentine’s Day of 2017 along side this sequel. All proceeds from sales of both books go to her daughter, Ari’s, college fund.

You can purchase both books from Amazon.com, or if you’d like to contribute directly to Ari’s college fund, you can do so by clicking here.

#VFD2

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The Christmas Meat Train

Budgie Bigalow, author of Askharoth, Mediterrania, and Freedom Lane, invited Jim Watts, of Vagabond Saints fame, and I to contribute to a collection of flash fiction on his website, at BudgieBigelow.com, entitled The Christmas Meat Train.

You’ll find my stories:

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Be Good for Goodness Sake

Gonna Find Out Who’s Naughty or Nice

He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good

 

All aboard! Santa’s annual train ride is about to begin, and it’s one his guests will never forget. Accompanying art by @BluntSharpness

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Valentines For Doomy

Valentines for Doomy“, featuring my stories Home and The Perfect Wife, is a compilation book that was inspired by our friend, Joanna’s, fight against breast cancer. It was initially published on Valentine’s Day of 2015 and was re-released on Valentine’s Day of 2017 along side the sequel “Valentines for Doomy 2“. All proceeds from sales of both books go to her daughter, Ari’s, college fund.

You can purchase both books from Amazon.com, or if you’d like to contribute directly to Ari’s college fund, you can do so by clicking here.

#VFD

Subcutaneous Magazine Issue No. 2

The 2nd edition of Subcutaneous Magazine “The Paranormal Edition”, published November 2016, features my short story, Father, with accompanying artwork by Ryan Laughlin.

You can view the e-publication here.

Contributors are always wanted, just email info@subqmag.com for more information.

father

Father

Subcutaneous Magazine Issue No. 1

The 1st issue of Subcutaneous Magazine “Your Worst Nightmare” edition, published July 2016, features my two short stories, Lilu and Pup. Ryan Laughlin contributed his glorious artwork to accompany Pup.

You can view the e-publication here.

Contributors are always wanted, just email info@subqmag.com for more information.

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Pup

Brain Damage Zine Issue No. 4

My short story entitled Hope Died was published in the March 2016 “Childhood” edition of Brain Damage Zine Issue No. 4 with accompanying artwork by Ryan Laughlin.

Hard copies can be obtained for free by writing to BrainDamageZine@gmail.com or you can view the e-publication here.

Illustrated by Ryan Laughlin

Hope Died

Brain Damage Zine Issue No. 3

My short story entitled Amen was published in the March 2015 “Worst Fear” edition of Brain Damage Zine Issue No. 3 with accompanying artwork by Ryan Laughlin.

Hard copies can be obtained for free by writing to BrainDamageZine@gmail.com or you can view the e-publication here.

Illustrated By Ryan Laughlin

Amen

Hush Little Baby: A Genocidal Lullaby for @KoolQueef

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Lyrics were written to a stylized acoustic instrumental inspired by Hush Little Baby by Wretch 32

Hush little baby don’t you cry.
It’s working but poison takes time.
This world will not survive,
Its slow burning loss of life.

Push your despair away.
Save impatience for another day.
Their prayers will not save.
Revel in the measured decay.

Hush little baby don’t you cry,
Momma’s gonna bring you genocide.
Hush little baby it’s ok,
Momma’s gonna kill them in your name.
Hush little baby dry your tears,
Momma’s gonna teach you about fear.
Hush little baby catch your breath,
Momma’s gonna bring chaos and death.
Hush little baby watch and learn,
Momma’s gonna demonstrate torture.
Hush little baby listen close.
Momma’s gonna show what hurts the most.
Hush little baby see the blood,
Anger, anguish, loss of love.
Hush little baby it’s your turn,
Light the fuse and watch it burn.

Hush little baby it’s ok.
They are digging their own graves.
Negligence and apathy.
Malevolence and weaponry.

One bad decision at a time.
Hate, vengance, suicide.
Listen to the silent cries.
They don’t even know they are dying..

Hush little baby don’t you cry,
Momma’s gonna bring you genocide.
Hush little baby it’s ok,
Momma’s gonna kill them in your name.
Hush little baby dry your tears,
Momma’s gonna teach you about fear.
Hush little baby catch your breath,
Momma’s gonna bring chaos and death.
Hush little baby watch and learn,
Momma’s gonna demonstrate torture.
Hush little baby listen close.
Momma’s gonna show what hurts the most.
Hush little baby see the blood,
Anger, anguish, loss of love.
Hush little baby it’s your turn,
Light the fuse and watch it burn.

Hush little baby dry your tears.
Their sorrow is not quite clear.
If you pay attention, the pain is severe.
They torment themselves out of fear.

Hush little baby catch your breath.
I know the terror doesn’t feel like enough.
You’ll learn about the fun of distress.
There are so many forms of death.

Hush little baby don’t you cry,
Momma’s gonna bring you genocide.
Hush little baby it’s ok,
Momma’s gonna kill them in your name.
Hush little baby dry your tears,
Momma’s gonna teach you about fear.
Hush little baby catch your breath,
Momma’s gonna bring chaos and death.

How To Make An Abortion Baby Bottle Snow Globe

Step 1: Shove the baby’s head through a coathanger.

 

Step 2: Add glitter and pee-pee to the baby bottles.

 

Step 3: Lynch the baby.

 

Step 4: Drown the baby in the pee-pee.

 

Step 5: Shake the baby.